Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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