Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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