Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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