I'm lost and stupid without you.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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