Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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