I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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