I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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