: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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