Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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