Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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