Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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