They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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