I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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