Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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