I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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