So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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