just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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