and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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