i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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