so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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