I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
tell me about the fingering
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