we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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