Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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