how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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