I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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