Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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