Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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