I must be too annoying 4 u.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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