awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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