Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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