honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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