I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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