You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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