he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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