Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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