No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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