So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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