Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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