yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
