god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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