Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You ate ashes out of my bong
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
