What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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