i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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