Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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