Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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