mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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