How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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