just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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