question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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