She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
wow bdsm is so cute
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