Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is Oprah even human
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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