So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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