The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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