In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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