We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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