I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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